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Old Apr 4, 2003 | 09:17 AM
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I ********** at work. Usually, I'm looking at net **** and kinda just handling my business. It soon becomes apparent that my business will come to a head very quickly. What do you do? Do you:





a) Tuck him up under your belt and pull your shirt down, walk the 75' to the bathroom, put the seat down, wipe the seat (gotta be sanitary!), pull down pants (and/or boxers, depending on personal taste), regain the erection that you lost on the way because you had to walk by your engineering co-workers, then let loose into the toilet bowl, keeping only a small portion of the satisfaction because of the interruption.





b) Stop and call your girl (who's 45 miles away) to meet you at lunch.





c) Stop and wait till you get home so you can launch at whatever you want.





Well, I do choice D. Now my boxers are cold and wet. But oh! the release!
Old Apr 4, 2003 | 10:21 AM
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eewwww
Old Apr 4, 2003 | 10:52 AM
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What the ****?
Old Apr 4, 2003 | 11:04 AM
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hehehe... aw man why did I have to read this thread..
Old Apr 4, 2003 | 11:34 AM
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There's no secretaries you can plug there? Or you being loyal? (Good Man!)





Fuckit... Bathroom always works for me!



Old Apr 4, 2003 | 12:11 PM
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This is just the ticket for the ladies!
Old Apr 4, 2003 | 06:43 PM
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Old Apr 4, 2003 | 06:46 PM
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hahaha yeah choice d
Old Apr 4, 2003 | 07:40 PM
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