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Old 04-04-2003, 09:17 AM
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I ********** at work. Usually, I'm looking at net **** and kinda just handling my business. It soon becomes apparent that my business will come to a head very quickly. What do you do? Do you:





a) Tuck him up under your belt and pull your shirt down, walk the 75' to the bathroom, put the seat down, wipe the seat (gotta be sanitary!), pull down pants (and/or boxers, depending on personal taste), regain the erection that you lost on the way because you had to walk by your engineering co-workers, then let loose into the toilet bowl, keeping only a small portion of the satisfaction because of the interruption.





b) Stop and call your girl (who's 45 miles away) to meet you at lunch.





c) Stop and wait till you get home so you can launch at whatever you want.





Well, I do choice D. Now my boxers are cold and wet. But oh! the release!
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Old 04-04-2003, 10:21 AM
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What the ****?
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hehehe... aw man why did I have to read this thread..
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There's no secretaries you can plug there? Or you being loyal? (Good Man!)





Fuckit... Bathroom always works for me!



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This is just the ticket for the ladies!
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hahaha yeah choice d
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