Does This Make Me A Lazy Bum?
02-02-2005, 02:47 PM
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I haven't done **** today. I've been sitting at the computer eating captain crunch out of the box, looking at ****, listening to music, and browsing car forums since 10 this morning. I'm wearing my boxers still, but whats different there. I should probably take a shower and shave before work tonight.
02-02-2005, 02:49 PM
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mafia character: you come to me and ask me to kill a man i do not know. now i ask you, why should i kill this "count chocula".
captain crunch: because that son of abitch has been spreading lies! my cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth! with all respect.
captain crunch: because that son of abitch has been spreading lies! my cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth! with all respect.
02-02-2005, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by 94touring' date='Feb 2 2005, 12:47 PM
I haven't done **** today. I've been sitting at the computer eating captain crunch out of the box, looking at ****, listening to music, and browsing car forums since 10 this morning. I'm wearing my boxers still, but whats different there. I should probably take a shower and shave before work tonight.
to me it sounds as if you have been seriously exserting yourself.. more **** and car forums are required
^^^(yes, i cant spell)
02-02-2005, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by 94touring' date='Feb 2 2005, 01:07 PM
indeed
02-02-2005, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' date='Feb 2 2005, 01:33 PM
In my book, if you have a job, you fail the bum test.
You have a job,
Therefore, you are not a bum.
QED
You have a job,
Therefore, you are not a bum.
QED
i guess im a failure at being a bum then, who saw that coming?