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94touring 02-02-2005 02:47 PM

I haven't done **** today. I've been sitting at the computer eating captain crunch out of the box, looking at porn, listening to music, and browsing car forums since 10 this morning. I'm wearing my boxers still, but whats different there. I should probably take a shower and shave before work tonight.

Baldy 02-02-2005 02:49 PM

mafia character: you come to me and ask me to kill a man i do not know. now i ask you, why should i kill this "count chocula".



captain crunch: because that son of abitch has been spreading lies! my cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth! with all respect.

nightwolf_4_98 02-02-2005 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by 94touring' date='Feb 2 2005, 12:47 PM
I haven't done **** today. I've been sitting at the computer eating captain crunch out of the box, looking at porn, listening to music, and browsing car forums since 10 this morning. I'm wearing my boxers still, but whats different there. I should probably take a shower and shave before work tonight.




to me it sounds as if you have been seriously exserting yourself.. more porn and car forums are required



^^^(yes, i cant spell)

94touring 02-02-2005 03:07 PM

So less captain crunch and more porn?

nightwolf_4_98 02-02-2005 03:11 PM


Originally Posted by 94touring' date='Feb 2 2005, 01:07 PM
So less captain crunch and more porn?




indeed

j9fd3s 02-02-2005 03:29 PM

i'm too lazy to go get food

1988RedT2 02-02-2005 03:33 PM

In my book, if you have a job, you fail the bum test.



You have a job,

Therefore, you are not a bum.

QED

94touring 02-02-2005 03:35 PM

I'm actually in the works to get a full time job. Maybe I'm pre-bumming to prepare for all the extra work added to full time school and flying.

j9fd3s 02-02-2005 03:39 PM


Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' date='Feb 2 2005, 01:33 PM
In my book, if you have a job, you fail the bum test.



You have a job,

Therefore, you are not a bum.

QED




i guess im a failure at being a bum then, who saw that coming?

nightwolf_4_98 02-02-2005 04:09 PM

yay, im a bum!



no no wait... thats a bad thing.. that mean's no money for car parts https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...O_DIR#>/11.gif


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