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Old 03-31-2003, 07:11 PM
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taken from that Ninja site:



Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.
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Old 03-31-2003, 07:15 PM
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That is one of the most fucked up definitions of that word.
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LOL
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you are dumb rob...LOL



its ritual suicide.... self-disembowelment
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But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.















Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.



Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.



Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around



Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.



Step 5 Get really super pissed.



Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)



Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.



Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.



Step 9 Wait.



Step 10 Die.





Step 5





Step 6





Step 8





If you succeed, everybody will be like “Holy Crap!”
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rofl
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Old 03-31-2003, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Apex13B' date='Mar 31 2003, 08:39 PM
you are dumb rob...LOL



its ritual suicide.... self-disembowelment
Your missing the part where the best freind chops off there head but mostly correct.
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It's to restore lost honor. Getting your head chopped off would be DIShonorable
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lee u have everyebsite saved huh
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after the person commiting seppuku slices his stomach his good freind normally will chop his head off.
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