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Rob x-7 03-31-2003 07:11 PM

taken from that Ninja site:



Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.

Seppuku 03-31-2003 07:15 PM

That is one of the most fucked up definitions of that word.

winger 03-31-2003 07:16 PM

LOL

Apex13B 03-31-2003 07:39 PM

you are dumb rob...LOL

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

its ritual suicide.... self-disembowelment

Leetheslacker 03-31-2003 07:47 PM

But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.















Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.



Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.



Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around



Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.



Step 5 Get really super pissed.



Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)



Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.



Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.



Step 9 Wait.



Step 10 Die.





Step 5

http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/frisbee1.jpg



Step 6

http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/frisbee3.JPG



Step 8

http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/frisbee2.JPG



If you succeed, everybody will be like “Holy Crap!”

Apex13B 03-31-2003 07:50 PM

rofl https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

Seppuku 03-31-2003 07:52 PM


Originally Posted by Apex13B' date='Mar 31 2003, 08:39 PM
you are dumb rob...LOL

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

its ritual suicide.... self-disembowelment

Your missing the part where the best freind chops off there head but mostly correct.

GarageBoy 03-31-2003 09:01 PM

It's to restore lost honor. Getting your head chopped off would be DIShonorable

Turbo II 03-31-2003 09:02 PM

lee u have everyebsite saved huh

Seppuku 03-31-2003 09:02 PM

after the person commiting seppuku slices his stomach his good freind normally will chop his head off.


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