rowtareh

Pretty ******* long....funny stuff at the beginning....cliff notes at bottom





NismoConvert: GUY

RowTarEh: sup pimpin?

NismoConvert: i think you want to call me pumpkin

RowTarEh: yer drunk?

NismoConvert: hehe you guessed it lovely

RowTarEh: lmao! i should've known

NismoConvert: it's canada beotch

RowTarEh: yeah I KNOW! you rape COLON lately?

NismoConvert: no he's been under cover of gay security

NismoConvert: they keep huge butt plugsd in him to stop the talking

RowTarEh: lmao

NismoConvert: colon always wants more

RowTarEh: likewise, he loves the **** sexzorz

NismoConvert: he's a;; about 2 in the stink, and one in the pink

NismoConvert: all

RowTarEh: btw this is being posted on nopistons

NismoConvert: thats cool

NismoConvert: whats colon going to do ban me from downtown canada?

RowTarEh: lolol....i ******* lost it when he said that

RowTarEh: Downtown canada? Last time I checked canda-land was bigger than the ******* US

NismoConvert: colon is a good guy, just becareful of his buddy Tyson ;-)

RowTarEh: Tyson scares me with his crazy flushing toilet

NismoConvert: cANADA is myuch larger than the us

RowTarEh: Yeah, I know :-)

RowTarEh: GOD! I'm not that ******* stupid....like half the tards on rx7club

NismoConvert: i have to verify

NismoConvert: it's in the canadian code

RowTarEh: lol

NismoConvert: we don't like stupid people

NismoConvert: somehow i got in the mix

RowTarEh: nobody likes stupid people

NismoConvert: stupid colon are the worst they **** when ever!

RowTarEh: what ******* time is it there?

NismoConvert: 506 why?

RowTarEh: oh, just curious

RowTarEh: and boredom

RowTarEh: GO TO BED ******!

NismoConvert: the pizza guy just dropped me off with pizza that captn morgan comercail worked

RowTarEh: lmao

NismoConvert: i still have lots of booze and the gf is pissed at me

RowTarEh: even better! get **** faced more drunk and put it in her butt!

NismoConvert: she's 2 hours away, having a girl night, so i think she's sucking ****, so i called her a hoe, so i called ftd

RowTarEh: lmao! awesome! put that bitch in her place!

NismoConvert: i like her, but, damn she needzs to calm down

RowTarEh: most bitches are like that

NismoConvert: yeah she's stupid sensitivge

NismoConvert: i'm not wearing pantsd, i hope ,y mucklucks don't offened you!

NismoConvert: i farted too

RowTarEh: lol

NismoConvert: man it stinks, but it's my own brand!

RowTarEh: lmao

NismoConvert: so have you ever thought about sexually pleasing a monkey?

RowTarEh: i've always liked my own brand

NismoConvert: of mo0nkey? dude thats not right

RowTarEh: no jackass

RowTarEh: my own farts....FUN TIMES!

NismoConvert: i resemble that\

NismoConvert: my own are awesome

RowTarEh: hells yeah!

NismoConvert: they smell sweet, and not rank

RowTarEh: mine are kinda potent....

RowTarEh: they would choke a maggot

NismoConvert: i just **** my drawers, should i send them to you?

RowTarEh: UPS them to phinsup!!!

RowTarEh: Or even!!!! to vosko!

RowTarEh: send phins a PM asking him!

NismoConvert: scott would catch too many fish with them, vosko would wear them as a resporator

RowTarEh: Hmmm, interersting!

NismoConvert: yeah i bet dolly paton would love them

RowTarEh: lol

NismoConvert: i would tit **** here with a loaf

RowTarEh: lmao!

RowTarEh: that's sick!

NismoConvert: so is she

NismoConvert: **** dolly parton

RowTarEh: this is GOING on nopistons for sure

NismoConvert: yeah i would post stuff about nismo talking about your mom for sure!!

RowTarEh: hahaha

RowTarEh: being drunk, you can type very well lol

NismoConvert: thats canadian education

RowTarEh: damn, pretty ******* good I must say!

NismoConvert: thank you, i've only had 13 or so

RowTarEh: 13 what? beers? or grade levels?

NismoConvert: both acually

RowTarEh: ahhhh! i see

NismoConvert: maybe over 13 beers now, not sure

RowTarEh: that's it? no hard liquor?

RowTarEh: YOU ******* PUSSSY!!!!!!!!!!

RowTarEh: go chug a fifth of jack!

NismoConvert: don't try me

NismoConvert: you think my spelling is good now

RowTarEh: lol

NismoConvert: i don't drink jd, i'm a gibsons finest

RowTarEh: ****! I say DO IT!

NismoConvert: man

NismoConvert: jd is swill

RowTarEh: so is crown royal

RowTarEh: but I am a broke *** bitch, so bud light for me

RowTarEh: I mean girls light

NismoConvert: dude, you can't mock me about that beer i've drank 50 then

RowTarEh: i hate that **** man

RowTarEh: brb need FOOOOOOOOOOOD!

NismoConvert: you have the munchies

RowTarEh: nah

NismoConvert: yeah you do i have the beer nuchies

RowTarEh: go get food beyotch!

RowTarEh: im sure there's some polar bears and seals and **** in yo backyard!

NismoConvert: it is snowing

RowTarEh: EVEN BETTER!

RowTarEh: put some hunting **** on, grab yo 12 gauge, and GO!

NismoConvert: i have a 30-30

RowTarEh: i have no clue what the **** that is

NismoConvert: ghoogle 30-30 riffle

RowTarEh: **** that, im lazy

RowTarEh: im playing poker, no time for gooooogle

NismoConvert: you're beeting me off in that other chatroom too

RowTarEh: lol

NismoConvert: you;re a ***

RowTarEh: and you ******* love the ****!

NismoConvert: nope i'm not your mother

RowTarEh: i'm not yo g-ma bitch

NismoConvert: you like granmas? thats sick dude!!

RowTarEh: i never said that you honky *** ******

NismoConvert: i don't think we have black people in canada you are ignorant

RowTarEh: there's black people, trust me!

NismoConvert: i beg to differ most f them around here where tasken csreof

RowTarEh: lol

NismoConvert: **** happens i spose

RowTarEh: care of as how?

NismoConvert: fire?

RowTarEh: that works

RowTarEh: no evidence

NismoConvert: sure brb have to pee

RowTarEh: just go where you sit

NismoConvert: canada is civilized you tard

RowTarEh: it is? **** me!

NismoConvert: well yeah

RowTarEh: i never knew

RowTarEh: that's new to me

NismoConvert: yeah homosexuallityisn't however

RowTarEh: oh, well that sucks

NismoConvert: yeah we know how you like homosexuality

RowTarEh: nah, that's colon

NismoConvert: colon it pretty straight i think, he wants nothing to do with you

RowTarEh: DAMN!

NismoConvert: yeah, colon is a good guy

RowTarEh: seems like it

NismoConvert: yeah other than being harry potter he's good ****

RowTarEh: lol

NismoConvert: tyson is cool as well most of the major cnd's i've met

RowTarEh: i only know of 3 canucks

NismoConvert: me tyson,and colon??

RowTarEh: yep

NismoConvert: what aboot defprun?

RowTarEh: HE NEVER TALKS!

NismoConvert: he's kinda queer

RowTarEh: yeah, kinda

NismoConvert: haha actually dave is good **** i should call im right now

RowTarEh: yeah, deffypoon is my sweetheart

NismoConvert: he would do anything for anyone

RowTarEh: would he gimme a *******?

NismoConvert: no but tyspms dpg ,oght knaw on ot

RowTarEh: dude wtf?

RowTarEh: i cannot decipher that one

NismoConvert: ah tysons dog might

RowTarEh: lmao

RowTarEh: sickening

RowTarEh: are you callhim?

RowTarEh: calling him

NismoConvert: shes a little chiwahiawa or what ever pretty sute

RowTarEh: lmao

RowTarEh: "chiwahiawa" ahahahaha

NismoConvert: my gf lives in tysons home towm someday i may stop by

NismoConvert: dud way too much beer over here

RowTarEh: lol

RowTarEh: come to st.louis, plenty here

NismoConvert: canada is sweet until the gf calls me to say thank for the flowers

RowTarEh: ahaha, what'd the flowers say

NismoConvert: i'm sorry, how do ui fix this or something

RowTarEh: lmao

RowTarEh: nice!

NismoConvert: dude drubnk guys should not order flowers oonline

RowTarEh: no they should not lol

NismoConvert: yreah, we'll see what happens

RowTarEh: tell me how it goes!

NismoConvert: i bet poor at best

RowTarEh: Yeah, I think so also

NismoConvert: thats the peerks of her beng hammered

RowTarEh: lol

NismoConvert: she hates beer, so i'm screwed, but tomorrow she's having a girls day, i hope all the girls see my floweres!!

RowTarEh: the way you say it, I hope it will be a good thing lol

NismoConvert: well it won't be all the gf's will have a say in it

RowTarEh: lol nice

NismoConvert: dude i can't understand that how do yoyu laugh?

RowTarEh: i dunno

RowTarEh: just laugh?

NismoConvert: i donno i want more beer

RowTarEh: DO IT!

NismoConvert: i will but it's 6 am i've been up for 25 hours

RowTarEh: damn!

NismoConvert: i work early and party hard

RowTarEh: i am going to bed...i'm gonna post this on np.com though

NismoConvert: what ever ***

NismoConvert: \tty;

RowTarEh: im tired ******

RowTarEh: had a long boring day

NismoConvert: tired it's like 4am htere

RowTarEh: 514 bitch

NismoConvert: meh ttyl bud

RowTarEh: peace out

RowTarEh: beyotch!





nismo messages me, we bullshit, he's drunk, he cussed his girlfriend out, he **** his pants, he wanted to give it to phins for fishing bait, we talk about the canucks, and tyson's dog about giving me strokes of the ****. oh and he FTD'd flowers to his girl whilst being drunk

TYSON

His "girlfriend" lives in my apartment, not my hometown!













or at least she wants to, but I make her go back to her place everytime.



and my dog only likes hot chicks, though she did snap at one last night, cause she was already sleeping on her favourite hot chick.

rowtareh

But why do you have a chi-wawa???

TYSON

long story.





used to belong to my old roommate.







Well, that's the whole story, at least publicly.

9BASE3

For whatever reason, I'm laughing now. LOL

rowtareh

Oh, ok!