Pretty ******* long....funny stuff at the beginning....cliff notes at bottom
NismoConvert: GUY RowTarEh: sup pimpin? NismoConvert: i think you want to call me pumpkin RowTarEh: yer drunk? NismoConvert: hehe you guessed it lovely RowTarEh: lmao! i should've known NismoConvert: it's canada beotch RowTarEh: yeah I KNOW! you rape COLON lately? NismoConvert: no he's been under cover of gay security NismoConvert: they keep huge butt plugsd in him to stop the talking RowTarEh: lmao NismoConvert: colon always wants more RowTarEh: likewise, he loves the **** sexzorz NismoConvert: he's a;; about 2 in the stink, and one in the pink NismoConvert: all RowTarEh: btw this is being posted on nopistons NismoConvert: thats cool NismoConvert: whats colon going to do ban me from downtown canada? RowTarEh: lolol....i ******* lost it when he said that RowTarEh: Downtown canada? Last time I checked canda-land was bigger than the ******* US NismoConvert: colon is a good guy, just becareful of his buddy Tyson ;-) RowTarEh: Tyson scares me with his crazy flushing toilet NismoConvert: cANADA is myuch larger than the us RowTarEh: Yeah, I know :-) RowTarEh: GOD! I'm not that ******* stupid....like half the tards on rx7club NismoConvert: i have to verify NismoConvert: it's in the canadian code RowTarEh: lol NismoConvert: we don't like stupid people NismoConvert: somehow i got in the mix RowTarEh: nobody likes stupid people NismoConvert: stupid colon are the worst they **** when ever! RowTarEh: what ******* time is it there? NismoConvert: 506 why? RowTarEh: oh, just curious RowTarEh: and boredom RowTarEh: GO TO BED FUCKER! NismoConvert: the pizza guy just dropped me off with pizza that captn morgan comercail worked RowTarEh: lmao NismoConvert: i still have lots of booze and the gf is pissed at me RowTarEh: even better! get piss faced more drunk and put it in her butt! NismoConvert: she's 2 hours away, having a girl night, so i think she's sucking wang, so i called her a hoe, so i called ftd RowTarEh: lmao! awesome! put that bitch in her place! NismoConvert: i like her, but, damn she needzs to calm down RowTarEh: most bitches are like that NismoConvert: yeah she's stupid sensitivge NismoConvert: i'm not wearing pantsd, i hope ,y mucklucks don't offened you! NismoConvert: i farted too RowTarEh: lol NismoConvert: man it stinks, but it's my own brand! RowTarEh: lmao NismoConvert: so have you ever thought about sexually pleasing a monkey? RowTarEh: i've always liked my own brand NismoConvert: of mo0nkey? dude thats not right RowTarEh: no jackass RowTarEh: my own farts....FUN TIMES! NismoConvert: i resemble that\ NismoConvert: my own are awesome RowTarEh: hells yeah! NismoConvert: they smell sweet, and not rank RowTarEh: mine are kinda potent.... RowTarEh: they would choke a maggot NismoConvert: i just **** my drawers, should i send them to you? RowTarEh: UPS them to phinsup!!! RowTarEh: Or even!!!! to vosko! RowTarEh: send phins a PM asking him! NismoConvert: scott would catch too many fish with them, vosko would wear them as a resporator RowTarEh: Hmmm, interersting! NismoConvert: yeah i bet dolly paton would love them RowTarEh: lol NismoConvert: i would tit **** here with a loaf RowTarEh: lmao! RowTarEh: that's sick! NismoConvert: so is she NismoConvert: **** dolly parton RowTarEh: this is GOING on nopistons for sure NismoConvert: yeah i would post stuff about nismo talking about your mom for sure!! RowTarEh: hahaha RowTarEh: being drunk, you can type very well lol NismoConvert: thats canadian education RowTarEh: damn, pretty ******* good I must say! NismoConvert: thank you, i've only had 13 or so RowTarEh: 13 what? beers? or grade levels? NismoConvert: both acually RowTarEh: ahhhh! i see NismoConvert: maybe over 13 beers now, not sure RowTarEh: that's it? no hard liquor? RowTarEh: YOU ******* PUSSSY!!!!!!!!!! RowTarEh: go chug a fifth of jack! NismoConvert: don't try me NismoConvert: you think my spelling is good now RowTarEh: lol NismoConvert: i don't drink jd, i'm a gibsons finest RowTarEh: ****! I say DO IT! NismoConvert: man NismoConvert: jd is swill RowTarEh: so is crown royal RowTarEh: but I am a broke ass bitch, so bud light for me RowTarEh: I mean girls light NismoConvert: dude, you can't mock me about that beer i've drank 50 then RowTarEh: i hate that **** man RowTarEh: brb need FOOOOOOOOOOOD! NismoConvert: you have the munchies RowTarEh: nah NismoConvert: yeah you do i have the beer nuchies RowTarEh: go get food beyotch! RowTarEh: im sure there's some polar bears and seals and **** in yo backyard! NismoConvert: it is snowing RowTarEh: EVEN BETTER! RowTarEh: put some hunting **** on, grab yo 12 gauge, and GO! NismoConvert: i have a 30-30 RowTarEh: i have no clue what the **** that is NismoConvert: ghoogle 30-30 riffle RowTarEh: **** that, im lazy RowTarEh: im playing poker, no time for gooooogle NismoConvert: you're beeting me off in that other chatroom too RowTarEh: lol NismoConvert: you;re a fag RowTarEh: and you ******* love the ****! NismoConvert: nope i'm not your mother RowTarEh: i'm not yo g-ma bitch NismoConvert: you like granmas? thats sick dude!! RowTarEh: i never said that you honky ass nigger NismoConvert: i don't think we have black people in canada you are ignorant :p RowTarEh: there's black people, trust me! NismoConvert: i beg to differ most f them around here where tasken csreof RowTarEh: lol NismoConvert: **** happens i spose RowTarEh: care of as how? NismoConvert: fire? RowTarEh: that works RowTarEh: no evidence NismoConvert: sure brb have to pee RowTarEh: just go where you sit NismoConvert: canada is civilized you tard RowTarEh: it is? **** me! NismoConvert: well yeah RowTarEh: i never knew RowTarEh: that's new to me NismoConvert: yeah homosexuallityisn't however RowTarEh: oh, well that sucks NismoConvert: yeah we know how you like homosexuality RowTarEh: nah, that's colon NismoConvert: colon it pretty straight i think, he wants nothing to do with you RowTarEh: DAMN! NismoConvert: yeah, colon is a good guy RowTarEh: seems like it NismoConvert: yeah other than being harry potter he's good **** RowTarEh: lol NismoConvert: tyson is cool as well most of the major cnd's i've met RowTarEh: i only know of 3 canucks NismoConvert: me tyson,and colon?? RowTarEh: yep NismoConvert: what aboot defprun? RowTarEh: HE NEVER TALKS! NismoConvert: he's kinda queer RowTarEh: yeah, kinda NismoConvert: haha actually dave is good **** i should call im right now RowTarEh: yeah, deffypoon is my sweetheart NismoConvert: he would do anything for anyone RowTarEh: would he gimme a blowjob? NismoConvert: no but tyspms dpg ,oght knaw on ot RowTarEh: dude wtf? RowTarEh: i cannot decipher that one NismoConvert: ah tysons dog might RowTarEh: lmao RowTarEh: sickening RowTarEh: are you callhim? RowTarEh: calling him NismoConvert: shes a little chiwahiawa or what ever pretty sute RowTarEh: lmao RowTarEh: "chiwahiawa" ahahahaha NismoConvert: my gf lives in tysons home towm someday i may stop by NismoConvert: dud way too much beer over here RowTarEh: lol RowTarEh: come to st.louis, plenty here NismoConvert: canada is sweet until the gf calls me to say thank for the flowers RowTarEh: ahaha, what'd the flowers say NismoConvert: i'm sorry, how do ui fix this or something RowTarEh: lmao RowTarEh: nice! NismoConvert: dude drubnk guys should not order flowers oonline RowTarEh: no they should not lol NismoConvert: yreah, we'll see what happens RowTarEh: tell me how it goes! NismoConvert: i bet poor at best RowTarEh: Yeah, I think so also NismoConvert: thats the peerks of her beng hammered RowTarEh: lol NismoConvert: she hates beer, so i'm screwed, but tomorrow she's having a girls day, i hope all the girls see my floweres!! RowTarEh: the way you say it, I hope it will be a good thing lol NismoConvert: well it won't be all the gf's will have a say in it RowTarEh: lol nice NismoConvert: dude i can't understand that how do yoyu laugh? RowTarEh: i dunno RowTarEh: just laugh? NismoConvert: i donno i want more beer RowTarEh: DO IT! NismoConvert: i will but it's 6 am i've been up for 25 hours RowTarEh: damn! NismoConvert: i work early and party hard RowTarEh: i am going to bed...i'm gonna post this on np.com though NismoConvert: what ever fag NismoConvert: \tty; RowTarEh: im tired ****** RowTarEh: had a long boring day NismoConvert: tired it's like 4am htere RowTarEh: 514 bitch NismoConvert: meh ttyl bud RowTarEh: peace out RowTarEh: beyotch! nismo messages me, we bullshit, he's drunk, he cussed his girlfriend out, he **** his pants, he wanted to give it to phins for fishing bait, we talk about the canucks, and tyson's dog about giving me strokes of the ****. oh and he FTD'd flowers to his girl whilst being drunk |
His "girlfriend" lives in my apartment, not my hometown! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.gif
or at least she wants to, but I make her go back to her place everytime. and my dog only likes hot chicks, though she did snap at one last night, cause she was already sleeping on her favourite hot chick. |
But why do you have a chi-wawa???
|
long story.
used to belong to my old roommate. Well, that's the whole story, at least publicly. |
For whatever reason, I'm laughing now. LOL
|
Originally Posted by TYSON' post='888119' date='Nov 17 2007, 11:40 AM
long story.
used to belong to my old roommate. Well, that's the whole story, at least publicly. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.gif Oh, ok! |
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:31 PM. |
© 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands