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Old 11-30-2006, 07:35 PM
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Maybe this is why it seems only women's letters to Abby are

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Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on

what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.



The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs

up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."



I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she

always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.



Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think

deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.



I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to

the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the

whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.



>>> Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the

dealer?



Thanks,

Bob
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That was pretty damn funny.........
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NICE!
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Definatly the bvest thing ive seen all night
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Perfect beginning to my weekend.
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