Dear Abby:
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Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and bullshit with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian.
What should I do?
Signed, Clueless
Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore -- you're a United States Senator from New York. Act like it!
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and bullshit with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian.
What should I do?
Signed, Clueless
Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore -- you're a United States Senator from New York. Act like it!
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Subject: Crabby Wife
> >>
> >>
> >> The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an
> >> Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
> >>
> >> "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,"
> >> said one trooper.
> >>
> >> "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
> >>
> >> The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad
> >> news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
> >>
> >> Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news
> >> first."
> >>
> >> The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
> >> found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
> >>
> >> "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's
> >> the good news?"
> >>
> >> The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up she had 12
> >> twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."
> >>
> >> Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
> >> great news?"
> >>
> >> The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow ! "
> >>
> >>
> >> The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an
> >> Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
> >>
> >> "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,"
> >> said one trooper.
> >>
> >> "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
> >>
> >> The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad
> >> news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
> >>
> >> Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news
> >> first."
> >>
> >> The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
> >> found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
> >>
> >> "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's
> >> the good news?"
> >>
> >> The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up she had 12
> >> twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."
> >>
> >> Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
> >> great news?"
> >>
> >> The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow ! "
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='800734' date='Feb 10 2006, 10:33 AM
Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and bullshit with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian.
What should I do?
Signed, Clueless
Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore -- you're a United States Senator from New York. Act like it!
She is not FROM New York. It infuriates me to even think that she's our Senator
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Thats the problem with NEW YORKERS, they cant ******* COMPREHEND ENGLISH!!!!!
She is a SENATOR FROM NEW YORK, Not SHE IS FROM NEW YORK and a senator. See the difference? Stupid liberal yankee ***********
She is a SENATOR FROM NEW YORK, Not SHE IS FROM NEW YORK and a senator. See the difference? Stupid liberal yankee ***********
