teknics

erik's right, go in express to get some pants and you'll see girls in the littlest outfits, very nice shopping atmosphere if you ask me.



kevin.

9BASE3

I had one of them in the dressing room with me. Life is good.

lane_change

I had one of them try on some clothes for my wife. I just said excuse me, I am trying to find some outfits for my wife and you are about the same size/build as her. I know it sounds weird, but could you try this on. Then she did, I was like, no ******* way. It was great. Except I had to buy the outfit since she went throught the trouble. It was fun though.

Turbo II

my wife used to work at express. did u know they have to wear thongs. so now whenever u walk in there imagine whats under that shirt

lane_change

Now your wife doesn't work there anymore and doesn't where any thongs, judging by your pic. j/k



I did not know that, I will check next time I am in there.

Turbo II

lol, that isnt my wife in my avatar. and i used to love waiting for her checking out her coworkers bend over and pick **** up

9BASE3

I did that in victorias secret. I'm still shaking that it actually worked. I kinda (not really) knew the girl, but still really weird. I ended up hooking up with her like 3 months later at a club... She was cool as hell. Crazy though...

lane_change

I would have a problem being with someone like that, if she did it for me, then she probably does it for others, kinds skanky. She was hot though.



I don't think I have seen very many ugly chicks at Express. Is it a requirement to look good to work there?

9BASE3

For the girls... yes.



But ALL The guys that work there look fruity. I must say..

lane_change

Guys work at Express?



That would be like a guy working at Victoria's Secret.



What a ***.