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Old 02-20-2006, 06:52 PM
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I noticed they don't even have bristles on the brooms now, never mind the old straw brooms!
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Old 02-20-2006, 07:14 PM
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its just not the same anymore without the straw brooms
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Old 02-20-2006, 08:04 PM
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I love curling, though I don't understand all of it. I came up with this idea, a curling bar. I figured aside from the olympics, those guys have GOT to be getting drunk when they play that. You could keep your beer on the ice, nice and cold.
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enough with the ******* straw brooms, who wants to clean that **** off the ice?
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Originally Posted by Baldy' post='803086' date='Feb 20 2006, 09:04 PM

I love curling, though I don't understand all of it. I came up with this idea, a curling bar. I figured aside from the olympics, those guys have GOT to be getting drunk when they play that. You could keep your beer on the ice, nice and cold.




They do that. Though whiskey keeps you warmer.
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Half the **** you sweep with the straw brooms is broken off bits of straw from the last shot!
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Old 02-20-2006, 10:19 PM
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a drinking man's sport undoubtedly!



I think the canucks came up with the two beer drinking hat and straws just so people would not have to put down thier beer to do the sweeping.
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Old 02-21-2006, 07:33 AM
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You wanna be careful with the drinking though, you are standing on ice with one shoe with a hard plastic sole. If you go down them rocks hurt!
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Straw brooms provide better balance than SWIFFERS!
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='803196' date='Feb 21 2006, 09:57 AM

Straw brooms provide better balance than SWIFFERS!




Have you tested this theory? I disagree. The damn straw brooms and 'sleeved' straw brooms bend out from under you, allowing the faceplant.
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