Cleansolutions
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From: Denver, CO
A Clean Solutions guy just came to the door.
When I got home from work I went across the street to admire the neighbor's new lawn. The salesman was there. I b/s'd with him, he said he was just at my house and no one was home. I told him no one IS home, nor will there be anyone home.. ever. So after he got shot down at the neighbor's house, he came over to my house. I was in the process of taking off my pants and answered the door.
He invited me outside for his demonstration, so I finished removing my pants, and followed him out the door. I made him clean a rust spot off the driveway, listened to his whole monologue. Then when he said "how much can I put you down for?" I said, "None." Took him by surprise it appeared! He left all pissed off.
Next time I'm gonna come to the door with my gun.
When I got home from work I went across the street to admire the neighbor's new lawn. The salesman was there. I b/s'd with him, he said he was just at my house and no one was home. I told him no one IS home, nor will there be anyone home.. ever. So after he got shot down at the neighbor's house, he came over to my house. I was in the process of taking off my pants and answered the door.
He invited me outside for his demonstration, so I finished removing my pants, and followed him out the door. I made him clean a rust spot off the driveway, listened to his whole monologue. Then when he said "how much can I put you down for?" I said, "None." Took him by surprise it appeared! He left all pissed off.
Next time I'm gonna come to the door with my gun.
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Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 354
From: PA
If I was without pants and talking to some dude about cleaning supplies (which I wouldn't be...EVER) I might begin to question my sexuality...
"how much can I put you down for?"="lets get it on Mr. Nopantsrustydrivewayman"
LOFL
"how much can I put you down for?"="lets get it on Mr. Nopantsrustydrivewayman"
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Posts: 2,467
From: Portland, OR
I loved it at the old house, sales ppl would always come up the drive, it seemed, when I was washing the car and truck, after the speel, I just turn the hose on 'em! Get outta here son, ya botha me!
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Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Jun 23 2004, 06:42 PM
He invited me outside for his demonstration, so I finished removing my pants, and followed him out the door. I made him clean a rust spot off the driveway, listened to his whole monologue. Then when he said "how much can I put you down for?" I said, "None." Took him by surprise it appeared! He left all pissed off.
Next time I'm gonna come to the door with my gun.
Next time I'm gonna come to the door with my gun.
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Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 512
From: Austin, TX
Originally Posted by 89 Rag' date='Jun 23 2004, 08:44 PM
I loved it at the old house, sales ppl would always come up the drive, it seemed, when I was washing the car and truck, after the speel, I just turn the hose on 'em! Get outta here son, ya botha me!
pants off doesn't scare them, do what my dad did to get the witnesses to stop trying. go nude
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Joined: Dec 2001
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From: Jensen Beach, FL / Sylva, NC
HA! I had 2 large breasted 19 y/o girls come to my door selling that stuff............
.......... I bought a gallon.....................
................ my wife was pissed she knew I only bought it because they were large breasted girls..................
...........she knows me too well.............
............I am a dirty dirty man.
.......... I bought a gallon.....................
................ my wife was pissed she knew I only bought it because they were large breasted girls..................
...........she knows me too well.............
............I am a dirty dirty man.
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Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,871
From: London, Ontario
Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Jun 24 2004, 07:06 AM
HA! I had 2 large breasted 19 y/o girls come to my door selling that stuff............
.......... I bought a gallon.....................
................ my wife was pissed she knew I only bought it because they were large breasted girls..................
...........she knows me too well.............
............I am a dirty dirty man.
.......... I bought a gallon.....................
................ my wife was pissed she knew I only bought it because they were large breasted girls..................
...........she knows me too well.............
............I am a dirty dirty man.