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A Clean Solutions guy just came to the door.
When I got home from work I went across the street to admire the neighbor's new lawn. The salesman was there. I b/s'd with him, he said he was just at my house and no one was home. I told him no one IS home, nor will there be anyone home.. ever. So after he got shot down at the neighbor's house, he came over to my house. I was in the process of taking off my pants and answered the door. He invited me outside for his demonstration, so I finished removing my pants, and followed him out the door. I made him clean a rust spot off the driveway, listened to his whole monologue. Then when he said "how much can I put you down for?" I said, "None." Took him by surprise it appeared! He left all pissed off. Next time I'm gonna come to the door with my gun. |
Apparently pants off is no longer a deterrent!
Shoulda got him to do the sidewalk too! |
he was plastic!
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If I was without pants and talking to some dude about cleaning supplies (which I wouldn't be...EVER) I might begin to question my sexuality...
"how much can I put you down for?"="lets get it on Mr. Nopantsrustydrivewayman" https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png LOFL |
I loved it at the old house, sales ppl would always come up the drive, it seemed, when I was washing the car and truck, after the speel, I just turn the hose on 'em! Get outta here son, ya botha me! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif
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Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Jun 23 2004, 06:42 PM
He invited me outside for his demonstration, so I finished removing my pants, and followed him out the door. I made him clean a rust spot off the driveway, listened to his whole monologue. Then when he said "how much can I put you down for?" I said, "None." Took him by surprise it appeared! He left all pissed off.
Next time I'm gonna come to the door with my gun. |
Originally Posted by 89 Rag' date='Jun 23 2004, 08:44 PM
I loved it at the old house, sales ppl would always come up the drive, it seemed, when I was washing the car and truck, after the speel, I just turn the hose on 'em! Get outta here son, ya botha me! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif
pants off doesn't scare them, do what my dad did to get the witnesses to stop trying. go nude |
HA! I had 2 large breasted 19 y/o girls come to my door selling that stuff............
.......... I bought a gallon..................... ................ my wife was pissed she knew I only bought it because they were large breasted girls.................. ...........she knows me too well............. ............I am a dirty dirty man. |
What is this solution y'all speak of?
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Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Jun 24 2004, 07:06 AM
HA! I had 2 large breasted 19 y/o girls come to my door selling that stuff............
.......... I bought a gallon..................... ................ my wife was pissed she knew I only bought it because they were large breasted girls.................. ...........she knows me too well............. ............I am a dirty dirty man. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif |
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