The Christmas Poo
12-25-2003, 10:43 PM
#1
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Amityville, New York
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is there nothing better in the world to end a day of Christmas eating, drinking
and making a pig out of yourself then a nice, 1/2 hour long, legs
numb when you stand up, reading the current issue of
Sound & Vision magazine, stinky hot ****?
even a fresh roll of TP which is always nice so you dont have to worry about
swapping rolls midway thru the wiping process.
and making a pig out of yourself then a nice, 1/2 hour long, legs
numb when you stand up, reading the current issue of
Sound & Vision magazine, stinky hot ****?
even a fresh roll of TP which is always nice so you dont have to worry about
swapping rolls midway thru the wiping process.
12-25-2003, 11:53 PM
#5
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: South Florida
Posts: 25
i just had a disappearing/reappearing or whats mroe commonly known as a magic ****.
i was sittin there reading the comics and finally i thought i was done, but i had forgotten if i actually **** or not. so i looked and didnt see anything?!? there was no streaks or any evidence i had dropped the bomb. i figured i would wipe for good measure anyways, but the tp remained clean and spotless. when i flushed the toilet i seen my **** reappear from the hole, apparently i scored a goal because it went down the hole, but came back up briefly when i pushed the flusher only to go back down to the depths again.
i was sittin there reading the comics and finally i thought i was done, but i had forgotten if i actually **** or not. so i looked and didnt see anything?!? there was no streaks or any evidence i had dropped the bomb. i figured i would wipe for good measure anyways, but the tp remained clean and spotless. when i flushed the toilet i seen my **** reappear from the hole, apparently i scored a goal because it went down the hole, but came back up briefly when i pushed the flusher only to go back down to the depths again.
12-26-2003, 08:37 AM
#7
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Central KY
Posts: 292
Stardate 26Dec03 0933 hrs EST:
Captains log supplemental
It has been rush rush rush and I just now getting home and the starship COLON's reactor is going critical. Heinous atomic poo meltdown is immenent. I will certainly be banned from the federation for unleashing such a terror upon this quadrant. They will take my stars and my vessel for this...
Captains log supplemental
It has been rush rush rush and I just now getting home and the starship COLON's reactor is going critical. Heinous atomic poo meltdown is immenent. I will certainly be banned from the federation for unleashing such a terror upon this quadrant. They will take my stars and my vessel for this...
