is there nothing better in the world to end a day of Christmas eating, drinking

and making a pig out of yourself then a nice, 1/2 hour long, legs

numb when you stand up, reading the current issue of

Sound & Vision magazine, stinky hot ****?



even a fresh roll of TP which is always nice so you dont have to worry about

swapping rolls midway thru the wiping process.

LMFAO



This man speaks truth.

after all the money today cost me it was nice to do something

that didnt cost me anything and I didnt have to drive anywhere either, lol

I am going to drop one soon. I cant wait!!

i just had a disappearing/reappearing or whats mroe commonly known as a magic ****.

i was sittin there reading the comics and finally i thought i was done, but i had forgotten if i actually **** or not. so i looked and didnt see anything?!? there was no streaks or any evidence i had dropped the bomb. i figured i would wipe for good measure anyways, but the tp remained clean and spotless. when i flushed the toilet i seen my **** reappear from the hole, apparently i scored a goal because it went down the hole, but came back up briefly when i pushed the flusher only to go back down to the depths again.

I pooped before I ate; you know, to make room for Xmas dinner. The timing worked out great. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

Stardate 26Dec03 0933 hrs EST:



Captains log supplemental



It has been rush rush rush and I just now getting home and the starship COLON's reactor is going critical. Heinous atomic poo meltdown is immenent. I will certainly be banned from the federation for unleashing such a terror upon this quadrant. They will take my stars and my vessel for this...

next best thing:



the morning after Christmas poo after drinking a huge cup of

coffee and having eggs.

I absolutely hate taking dumps, I love when they are quick, efficient and leave no residue behind using up a whole roll of toilet paper!



DAMMIT!

in and out is the best way to go