bolts= duct tape

fastners= duct tape

holders= duct tape

nut= duct tape

screwdriver= hammer

socket wrench= hammer

hammer= Giant hammer

inspired driving= having fun

 

HOME DEPOT RACING BITCHES!!



"Is that certified 200 mph duct tape or just the standard?"

 

"You need to give a harder clutch kick." = "You suck at clutch kick."

"You need to turn in more." = "You suck at turning."

"You need to give more throttle." = "You suck at throttle response."

"You need to try harder." = "You suck at trying."



It's not paranoia if people really are out to get you!



Off-topic, but I'm bored at work so whatever...



"You're hot." = "You have a nice rack."

"You're hot!" = "You have a big rack."

"You are hot!!" = "You have a really big rack."

"Will you marry me?" = "You have the largest, most delectable rack that has ever been known to man!"

 

"Floor shifting" = power shifting

"gouge it" = Beat on it

"lite em up" = burn tire

"Wreck it" = **** some chick may also be used as "I would wreck that"

"Wheres the hole at" = wheres all the ladys

"Get it" = go faster

 

"Oh yess..." = Look at that ******* ugly piece of **** (said when ricer has been identified).



"That's why you're unloading in 3rd" = Said when auto-related problem has been identified.



"Sprited Driving" = what my high school buddies used to do every Saturday night...freeway run followed by a few miles in the twisties at ludicrous speed.