so....im sittin on the couch watching the new spiderman movie and my g/f is giving me head...what could be better???well about 4mins into it my mom walks in from her room and asks for the phone..im like wat the ****,you should knock er somethin so i hand her the phone and she leaves. my g/f was embarrased but she finished then i took her home.muhahahahaha

just somethin funny that happened tonite https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif

Thats funny and weird all at the same time :squint:

ahah nice.

At least it wasn't HER mom!

if it were her mom id lose my dick:(

that hurts

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LMFAO.At least she finished https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png Damn that must have felt wierd.

And what did your mom say? rather, what did your g/f say? and did

Mr. Shlonginator get whiplash from this horriible accident?

ummm. how old are you and what did your mom say?

Dude.



My response would have been:



"Ma', hurry, get the video camera... I'm gonna nut on her face!!!"

I got caught ******* at my girls house by her brother that was sleeping in the next room (we thought he wasn't home) he walks in and says "what are you doing?"

I felt like saying "what do you think you stupid ****"

I was 18 she was 16 at the time.

oh well. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif :bigthumg:

LMAO @ 9BASE3 hahahahahahahaha

lmfao

In your living room!

With your Mom home!!!

Come on man!!

That's the sadest thing I've heard all day

haha, thats funny. i would have tried to play it off like nothing was happening, while keeping her head down



mike

ditto

lol, i still want to know what happened to Mr. Shlonginator?

and who said what?

I'm sure it's fine, as she finished on the drive home!

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

lol, i would think its fine with her, but what about his mom, and Mr. Shlonginator?

Stop bein' so nosey!!

Gosh!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

my mom would be proud if she walked in on that

Why do you have to make it SOOOO Easy!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/dunno.gif

i do it purposely :bigok:

LMFAO! so your mom just acted like nothing was happening?

@ SpecialT-wait a minute, are you saying my nose is big?

like pinnochio big?

@Bigtime-so she walked in on other guys giving you head?

before you ask, no im not gay

I would never say such things about you!

that made spiderman, every bit better

Proud of her son sucking on another guys peepee?

where is he? what the hell did ur mom say?

Quiet mom, she's sleeping.

at first i was like uhhhh.then kinda laffed. the g/f was embarrased but thats to be expected.im 20 and shes 18 and yes its kinda embarrasin but i have the coolest mom in the world.hell she bought my fd for goin to college.wooooohoooooo.



p.s. there was no harmin of the goods https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif

glad to hear the goods came out clean, but dammit what did your mom say? did she just leave? it really bugs me.

glad to hear the goods came out clean, but dammit what did your mom say? did she just leave? it really bugs me.[/quote]

hahahaa.You just have to know this don't you?Thats hilarious!

but doesnt it make you think?

soylent green

she was like dont be embarrased

lol your mom said, "dont be embarrassed"? lol no way!!!

"It's only natural. I go down on your father all the time." - Mom

What was she talking about?Her seeing it?Your GF sucking the lolipop or the fact that she walked right in on you?