so....im sittin on the couch watching the new spiderman movie and my g/f is giving me head...what could be better???well about 4mins into it my mom walks in from her room and asks for the phone..im like wat the ****,you should knock er somethin so i hand her the phone and she leaves. my g/f was embarrased but she finished then i took her home.muhahahahaha

just somethin funny that happened tonite

 

Thats funny and weird all at the same time

 

ahah nice.

 

At least it wasn't HER mom!

 

if it were her mom id lose my dick

 

that hurts

 

LMFAO.At least she finished Damn that must have felt wierd.

 

And what did your mom say? rather, what did your g/f say? and did

Mr. Shlonginator get whiplash from this horriible accident?

 

ummm. how old are you and what did your mom say?

 

Dude.



My response would have been:



"Ma', hurry, get the video camera... I'm gonna nut on her face!!!"