Bush And Osama-the Dog Fight
03-27-2003, 09:43 AM
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Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once
and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the
whole dispute with one dog fight. They would
have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the
world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled
to dominate the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and
Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred
them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected
only the biggest and strongest puppy from the
litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him
al the milk. After 5 years, they came up with the
biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen.
Its cage needed steel bars that were 5" thick and
nobody could get near it. When the day came for the dog
fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking
animal.
It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt
sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog
could possibly last 10 seconds with the
Afghanistani dog. When the cages were opened up, the
Dachshund came out of it's cage, and slowly waddled over
towards Osama's dog.
Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage
and charged the American Dachshund but when it got
close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its
mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was
nothing left of his dog at all.
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in
disbelief, "We don't understand how this could
have happened. We had our best people working for 5
years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female
dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian
wolves."
"That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael
Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years
to make that alligator look like a weenie dog."
and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the
whole dispute with one dog fight. They would
have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the
world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled
to dominate the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and
Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred
them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected
only the biggest and strongest puppy from the
litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him
al the milk. After 5 years, they came up with the
biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen.
Its cage needed steel bars that were 5" thick and
nobody could get near it. When the day came for the dog
fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking
animal.
It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt
sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog
could possibly last 10 seconds with the
Afghanistani dog. When the cages were opened up, the
Dachshund came out of it's cage, and slowly waddled over
towards Osama's dog.
Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage
and charged the American Dachshund but when it got
close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its
mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was
nothing left of his dog at all.
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in
disbelief, "We don't understand how this could
have happened. We had our best people working for 5
years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female
dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian
wolves."
"That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael
Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years
to make that alligator look like a weenie dog."
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