Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once

and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the

whole dispute with one dog fight. They would

have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the

world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled

to dominate the world.

Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and

Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred

them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected

only the biggest and strongest puppy from the

litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him

al the milk. After 5 years, they came up with the

biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen.

Its cage needed steel bars that were 5" thick and

nobody could get near it. When the day came for the dog

fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking

animal.



It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt

sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog

could possibly last 10 seconds with the

Afghanistani dog. When the cages were opened up, the

Dachshund came out of it's cage, and slowly waddled over

towards Osama's dog.



Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage

and charged the American Dachshund but when it got

close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its

mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was

nothing left of his dog at all.



Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in

disbelief, "We don't understand how this could

have happened. We had our best people working for 5

years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female

dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian

wolves."



"That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael

Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years

to make that alligator look like a weenie dog."





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LMAO!

LMAO too!

ROFL!

michael jackson jokes are great