One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and

the snake was slithering through the forest, when the

bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of

course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.



"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I

didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth,

so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm

also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."



"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my

story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been

blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell

you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work

out what you are, so at least you'll have that going

for you."



"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said,

"Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really

long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft

cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."



"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in

obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake,

"Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help

you the same way that you've helped me."



So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked,

"Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a

forked tongue, no backbone and no *****. I'd say you

must be French."

 

i thought there were gonna be pics

 

heheheh.. the title sounded like it should be in the x rated forum.. but I guess not..

 

lmao! my dad told me that one the other day



mike

 

yeah, I thought it was gonna end dirty...it's probably for the best that it didn't

 

yeah it ended french!!



mike

 

I never get any of the jokes that are based current events



interpret that how you like