Originally Posted by Rotarydragon' date='Feb 4 2005, 09:43 AM

So she runs down the beach and walks up to our engineer friend. When she's 20 feet away, he jumps up and down and screams "Bob! BOB! I just fucked Cindy Crawford!"



Finally he says "Run about 100 yards down the beach and walk this way as if you don't know me". At this point she just shakes her head and says "Whatever, but I don't see how this is going to make our sex any better"



Then he says "Next, do you mind drawing a moustache on your lip with some of the coal from the fire?" and she arches her eyebrows and agrees.



He says, "First, do you mind if I call you Bob?" and she gives him a funny look and says, "OK"



He says, "Well, you could do three things for me..." and now she's curious enough to go along with it.



After going at it hammer and tongs most of the night, Cindy asks if everything was alright. Our engineer says, "Well it could have been better" Cindy replies "Are you kidding? I'm Cindy Crawford! How could it possibly be better!?"



So after a scrumptious dinner of sea-bass and fried bananas, Cindy bats her eyes at our hopelessly efficient friend and suggests they they both yield to their natural urges.



After a few weeks, the engineer has got things pretty much organized and he and Cindy are getting along and might even survive the ordeal.



A cruise ship goes down in the Pacific and there are two survivors...an engineer and Cindy Crawford.