Don't worry there was 5 friends at my house plus my cousin

I called ahead and had 4 of them all out "getting the mail out of the mailbox" and 2 in the garage armed. But it just turned out to be a lunatic pshyco suburban soccer mom so I told her to get lost and stop scaring her own kids.

Of coarse she threatened police, so I told her I would escort her there, and we could all explain how her road rage made her cut me off by swerving into my lane and how I then merged and simply pulled up so that she had to merge back again. Then she left...go figure