I liked the joke. hehe. But that is just me. Reminds me of some people I know here. Thanks for the laugh.

 

*adds this horrid, evil joke to his repitore*





One of my teachers used to write a subject on the board every morning and we were supposed to write about it in our journals. I always hated that.



One day she wrote "Do dreams come true?"



I wrote: "I was dreaming about uriniation once and it came true"

 

thats funny like a brain humour!



mike

 

If you put Instant Coffee in a Microwave; Would you travel back in time?

 

yes, but only like 45 seconds



mike

 

Here's a not-so-funny joke:



Whenever I call home from work or whatever, my dad would answer the phone and say "Hello?"



I'd say "Dad it's me, Jerry"



He'd say "Jerry? Uh, he's not here" and hang up.