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Old 02-19-2003, 02:03 PM
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A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road

from the opposite direction. As they pass each other, the woman

leans out the window and yells PIG!!!



The man immediately leans out his window and yells,

BITCH!!



They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next

curve he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road.



If only men would listen.
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Old 02-19-2003, 02:06 PM
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thats about as funny as a funny joke!



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Okay, can I leave this thread now please.
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please god i want those last moments of my life back



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Ghey. LMAO
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huh? who made bacon? :yum:
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old as the crust on your underwear
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MMMMM. Bacon. :yum:
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Old 02-19-2003, 10:06 PM
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i got an ant farm the other month....





























those ******* havent grown ****.
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Originally Posted by foopy' date='Feb 19 2003, 11:06 PM
i got an ant farm the other month....





























those ******* havent grown ****.
:bigok: More Mitch Hedberg...was it you that quoted him last time?
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