TYSON

<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>WHAAAATT?!?!?!</span>

Baldy

yeah, I know. capital city, in the bible belt. my older coworker says that every time one would open the owners and patrons would be constantly harassed, cops would arrest every drunk person leaving the place, protests would be held, and they would eventually be shut down. He says several have tried, but they always get shut down.

TYSON

You better organize a roadtrip then, 'cause Chris Rock lied about the Champagne Room!!

Genom

Get him really (really, really REALLY) stoned and he'll probably act out any sick suggestions you give him, as well as help shave his nuts for the bengay.

Dumbrotorkid

Dood you have to do something...Strippers are a must for any bachelor party. I think its a law as well.

1gendreemer

If you can't afford a stripper and don't want to kill him with alcohol (though I think that someone could put out the red up before the guy DIED for christ's sake), I'd vote for a proper ******* stoning too! Seriously though, I think things being out of a price range is unnacceptable. This is the kids once in a lifetime (hopefully) bachelor party and you should go all out. Get a few friends to pitch in for the strippers or SOMETHING. Creating debauchery is a must! I've found that parlor sports while drunk/high are tons of fun for a bachelor party...bowling, poker, foosball, pool. Get some expensive cigars and drink a shitload of beer..find a way to see some ****. done.

j9fd3s

my friend did one up in the park. it was like a bbq, we did ok until we got really ripped and jamie started throwing raw meat....

Baldy

I wish, but we're poor, and stoning isn't my idea of a good time. I mean, some of those rocks can really hurt!

j9fd3s

buy him a kazoo?

Baldy

brilliant! and if the paper disc gets ripped up, all we have to do is cut out a new one from scratch paper! brilliant!