So my friend is having a bachelor party Friday night. He says "video games and drinking." I'm thinking no, we need hyjinks. I was gonna get a blow-up doll, but they start at $100, so I got blow-up tits instead. Along with some tit ice cube trays, a ball gag, and a few other small things. I was thinking we could get the guy so drunk that he passes out, then gag him, tie him up, put Bengay on his nuts, do make-up, whatever, and take pics. So what can get a guy this drunk? I don't drink regularly, so I have no idea. My friend said mix Nyquil with it, but I don't want to kill the guy. I said to keep mixing Jack&coke, while the rest of us just keep drinking coke, but I'm really don't know how long that'll take.



So what'll it be, fellas?



And don't tell me to get a stripper, too expensive.



Oh, and a pic of the guy can be found at the site in my sig. The bachelor is the guy called "Yonni." (we want to cut his hair, but his whole family and fiancee' would kill us)

uh.. getting him drunk till he passes out = near death.

you might kill him, since he'll prolly consume way too much alcohol, then pass out when it gets to his blood, but his BAC keeps rising cause he hasn't metabolized anything..



Kill the bachelor = bad.

ahhh, I see. hhmm, maybe we'll just use brute force.



Like I said, I don't go to parties or drink often, and I'm in a college town where people pass out all the time. So I figured it wasn't that big of a deal.

a lot of people have a significantly lower tolerance level, where their higher (non-autonomous) brain functions cease before a dangerous level of alcohol toxicity is built. I'm one of the ones where if I pass out from drinking too much, you should prolly call 911.

He might be a puker too, which would really backfire on you.





You work for the forest service or something don't you? Nab a tranq gun and the appropriate darts!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png

fish and wildlife conservation commission...this is the closest thing we have on file: "RIFLE VARIO 3V TRANQUILIZER"

Jesus Christ! I never knew El' Steve-A-rino was a goddamn doctor!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

I'm thinkin that'll do! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683485.gif

Take 'im to the titty bar and buy him a lap dance and a couple o' beers. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif

we don't have any, I think they're outlawed here.