fritz

 

Let that bitch have the Boxter...I have her sister.

 

what do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?



































a good start

 

What do you call 10,000 lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?





















Not enough sand.

 

Q:How do you know when a lawyer's lying?



A:His/her lips are moving.



Q: What's the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?



A: A prostitute will quit f*ing you when you're dead.



From the "Rainmaker." I think that's the title.. the one with Damon and DaVito.



Here's more:

http://www.nolo.com/humor/jokesList.cfm/ca...2A1F288D9011B87

 

ok youre in a room with a high priced lawyer, a low priced lawyer and the easter bunny. in the room theres a table piled high with money. suddenly the lights go out and theres a scuffle. the lights come back on, the money is gone, who did it?



































the high priced lawyer, the other 2 are imaginary

 

Yup, I see that car all the time around here!!

Common you gotta laugh!

There's another girl in a 500SL, her plate says "His Money"

 

I used to want a plate that said IPAID4IT since people always assumed my parents bought me my car.

 

Yeah, there's a guy here, nice little $Civic$.

"Not Dads" get's the point across.

 

There used to be a Viper or a Ferrari back home that had the LP: "Ddctble"



I'm not sure how it was deductable.. but that's frigging awesome.