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Q:How do you know when a lawyer's lying?
A:His/her lips are moving.
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?
A: A prostitute will quit f*ing you when you're dead.
From the "Rainmaker." I think that's the title.. the one with Damon and DaVito.
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http://www.nolo.com/humor/jokesList.cfm/ca...2A1F288D9011B87
A:His/her lips are moving.
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?
A: A prostitute will quit f*ing you when you're dead.
From the "Rainmaker." I think that's the title.. the one with Damon and DaVito.
Here's more:
http://www.nolo.com/humor/jokesList.cfm/ca...2A1F288D9011B87
#6
ok youre in a room with a high priced lawyer, a low priced lawyer and the easter bunny. in the room theres a table piled high with money. suddenly the lights go out and theres a scuffle. the lights come back on, the money is gone, who did it?
the high priced lawyer, the other 2 are imaginary
the high priced lawyer, the other 2 are imaginary
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