Atkins Diet
04-19-2004, 08:28 AM
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04-19-2004, 09:15 AM
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lmao **** atkins, heres my take on it.
So. Many. Cheeseburgers.
Day One: Dinner sounds really gross. I don't even know how
you'd eat that. 3 eggs with pepperoni, and cheese; Is it in
some sort of soup form? Is it a kind of a pizza where the egg
acts as the base and the cheese and pepperoni are layered
on top of it?
Day Two: I'm confused about lunch and dinner. Are the buns okay
to eat during lunch, but not dinner? And why on earth would you
put steak sauce on a hamburger? You can't mix and match meat-
sauces so casually! That's playing God, man!
Also, if beef is not enclosed by bun, can it be considered a burger?
Everything zen, I don't think so.
Day Three: Peanuts and eggs don't go together.
Day Four: Chicken day, yay!
Day Five: Again with the peanuts and eggs. Crazy.
Day Six: Peanuts. Again. Lunch: Five Beers? That's just sick.
Day Seven: Peanuts!!!
Day one
Breakfast: Atkins pancakes and coffee
Lunch: Salad with tuna, chicken and peanuts
Dinner: Three eggs with pepperoni, cheese and coffee
Day two
Breakfast: Atkins shake
Lunch: Three cheeseburgers with Atkins steak sauce
Dinner: Three 'Wendy's Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers,' no ketchup, no buns
Day three
Breakfast: Four eggs with cheese and peanuts
Lunch: Steak
Dinner: Five cheeseburgers with lettuce and tomato
Day four
Breakfast: Coffee
Lunch: Approximately 20 chicken wings
Dinner: 'Wendy's Chicken BLT' with salad and a block of sharp cheese
Day five
Breakfast: Three eggs and cheese omelets with peanuts
Lunch: Approximately three pork chops with salad
Dinner: Two bacon cheeseburgers
Day six
Breakfast: Ham and cheese roll-ups with peanuts
Lunch: Atkins shake and five beers
Dinner: Two cheeseburgers, steak and salad
Day seven
Breakfast: Bacon and eggs
Lunch: Peanuts
Dinner: Chicken, sausage and broccoli (cookout)
Breakfast: Atkins pancakes and coffee
Lunch: Salad with tuna, chicken and peanuts
Dinner: Three eggs with pepperoni, cheese and coffee
Day two
Breakfast: Atkins shake
Lunch: Three cheeseburgers with Atkins steak sauce
Dinner: Three 'Wendy's Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers,' no ketchup, no buns
Day three
Breakfast: Four eggs with cheese and peanuts
Lunch: Steak
Dinner: Five cheeseburgers with lettuce and tomato
Day four
Breakfast: Coffee
Lunch: Approximately 20 chicken wings
Dinner: 'Wendy's Chicken BLT' with salad and a block of sharp cheese
Day five
Breakfast: Three eggs and cheese omelets with peanuts
Lunch: Approximately three pork chops with salad
Dinner: Two bacon cheeseburgers
Day six
Breakfast: Ham and cheese roll-ups with peanuts
Lunch: Atkins shake and five beers
Dinner: Two cheeseburgers, steak and salad
Day seven
Breakfast: Bacon and eggs
Lunch: Peanuts
Dinner: Chicken, sausage and broccoli (cookout)
So. Many. Cheeseburgers.
Day One: Dinner sounds really gross. I don't even know how
you'd eat that. 3 eggs with pepperoni, and cheese; Is it in
some sort of soup form? Is it a kind of a pizza where the egg
acts as the base and the cheese and pepperoni are layered
on top of it?
Day Two: I'm confused about lunch and dinner. Are the buns okay
to eat during lunch, but not dinner? And why on earth would you
put steak sauce on a hamburger? You can't mix and match meat-
sauces so casually! That's playing God, man!
Also, if beef is not enclosed by bun, can it be considered a burger?
Everything zen, I don't think so.
Day Three: Peanuts and eggs don't go together.
Day Four: Chicken day, yay!
Day Five: Again with the peanuts and eggs. Crazy.
Day Six: Peanuts. Again. Lunch: Five Beers? That's just sick.
Day Seven: Peanuts!!!
04-19-2004, 10:54 AM
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Location: Dubuque, IA
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Originally Posted by Travisty' date='Apr 19 2004, 09:21 AM
i hate atkins.
my boss has lost 35lbs so far.
my boss has lost 35lbs so far.
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