NoPistons -Mazda Rx7 & Rx8 Rotary Forum

lmao **** atkins, heres my take on it.

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Day one

Breakfast: Atkins pancakes and coffee

Lunch: Salad with tuna, chicken and peanuts

Dinner: Three eggs with pepperoni, cheese and coffee

Day two

Breakfast: Atkins shake

Lunch: Three cheeseburgers with Atkins steak sauce

Dinner: Three 'Wendy's Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers,' no ketchup, no buns

Day three

Breakfast: Four eggs with cheese and peanuts

Lunch: Steak

Dinner: Five cheeseburgers with lettuce and tomato

Day four

Breakfast: Coffee

Lunch: Approximately 20 chicken wings

Dinner: 'Wendy's Chicken BLT' with salad and a block of sharp cheese

Day five

Breakfast: Three eggs and cheese omelets with peanuts

Lunch: Approximately three pork chops with salad

Dinner: Two bacon cheeseburgers

Day six

Breakfast: Ham and cheese roll-ups with peanuts

Lunch: Atkins shake and five beers

Dinner: Two cheeseburgers, steak and salad

Day seven

Breakfast: Bacon and eggs

Lunch: Peanuts

Dinner: Chicken, sausage and broccoli (cookout)

So. Many. Cheeseburgers.

Day One: Dinner sounds really gross. I don't even know how

you'd eat that. 3 eggs with pepperoni, and cheese; Is it in

some sort of soup form? Is it a kind of a pizza where the egg

acts as the base and the cheese and pepperoni are layered

on top of it?

Day Two: I'm confused about lunch and dinner. Are the buns okay

to eat during lunch, but not dinner? And why on earth would you

put steak sauce on a hamburger? You can't mix and match meat-

sauces so casually! That's playing God, man!

Also, if beef is not enclosed by bun, can it be considered a burger?

Everything zen, I don't think so.

Day Three: Peanuts and eggs don't go together.

Day Four: Chicken day, yay!

Day Five: Again with the peanuts and eggs. Crazy.

Day Six: Peanuts. Again. Lunch: Five Beers? That's just sick.

Day Seven: Peanuts!!!