FDRacing

Rather than retell the entire story heres it from aim



LiquidCyanide17: omg this girl at applebee's last night

LiquidCyanide17: she was our waiter, and my boy was hitting on her rite

NismoConvert: yeah

LiquidCyanide17: well this girl looks like mars attacks wit nice *** and ****

LiquidCyanide17: so im like nah just take my order and leave rite

NismoConvert: she showed you her *****?

NismoConvert: cooter?

LiquidCyanide17: well my one boy left and that opened the seat next to me

LiquidCyanide17: nah gettin there

LiquidCyanide17: well she sits down and shes all hitten on me and my boy is trying to get wit her

NismoConvert: and den?

LiquidCyanide17: omg i tried given her away cuz like i said, she looked funky

LiquidCyanide17: someone smacked her *** wit the ugly stick like it was going outta style

NismoConvert: did she smell funky too?

LiquidCyanide17: nah smelled good, and those tight uniforms werent looking to bad

LiquidCyanide17: long story short, i fucked the applebee's chick

NismoConvert: hahah it's paper bag time

NismoConvert: hahaha thats so wrong

LiquidCyanide17: the paper bag woulda cried

NismoConvert: no i meant for you that way you know it's not falling off

LiquidCyanide17: i still woulda known what i was *******, not cool

LiquidCyanide17: she was one of those ones who was all like "yea give it to me". i bet she hadnt got any since she was like 12

LiquidCyanide17: dont know why i did it either, i was bored i guess

NismoConvert: hahah 12 lol

LiquidCyanide17: least she wasnt fat

NismoConvert: hahah fat chicks have nice *****

LiquidCyanide17: so did this girl but i couldnt get past her face

NismoConvert: give her a shocker?

LiquidCyanide17: i gave her something but it wasnt my phone number

banzaitoyota

this is starting to sound like the high school forum, when you reach puberty please come back and tell us about it

nismo convert

i don't wanna grow up i'm a toys r us kid