Anyone Know about woodchucks?
04-04-2003, 08:23 PM
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
With that said does the size of the woodchuck matter? Does whether or not he flosses daily matter? Do woodchucks have varying abilities to chuck? I mean could one woodchuck be that of a single mother who was always working and never had time to properly teach the woodchuck chuck? Are their classes for them? If so who teaches the classes?
What posses the woodchuck to chuck wood in the first place? Obviously he was named the woodchuck after his ability to chuck wood was discovered, you can't just name an animal a woodchuck and expect it to chuck.
With that said does the size of the woodchuck matter? Does whether or not he flosses daily matter? Do woodchucks have varying abilities to chuck? I mean could one woodchuck be that of a single mother who was always working and never had time to properly teach the woodchuck chuck? Are their classes for them? If so who teaches the classes?
What posses the woodchuck to chuck wood in the first place? Obviously he was named the woodchuck after his ability to chuck wood was discovered, you can't just name an animal a woodchuck and expect it to chuck.
04-04-2003, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by fcrotornut' date='Apr 4 2003, 06:25 PM
heres the real question phins,could a wood chuck give chuck noris wood...that is assuming i he could
04-04-2003, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by fcrotornut' date='Apr 4 2003, 06:29 PM
ahh good point....yeah i sure wouldnt get wood from a wood chuck,or chuck norris...
although chuch is a sexy name....i wish my name was chuck..
although chuch is a sexy name....i wish my name was chuck..
Also do female woodchucks chuck wood? Or do they have some other role, like hauling the already chucked wood, or for that matter delivering the unchucked wood. Do they stay in the den and make little woodchucks (chucklets) and cook over a wood fire while the male woodchuck chucks all day? I assume that each woodchuck has his own name, you know Bob Woodchuck and Bob Woodchuck, Jr. they can't possibly all go by woodchuck.
04-04-2003, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Apr 4 2003, 06:37 PM
To what are you referring?
04-04-2003, 08:44 PM
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they aren't riddles, they legit questions.
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