How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



With that said does the size of the woodchuck matter? Does whether or not he flosses daily matter? Do woodchucks have varying abilities to chuck? I mean could one woodchuck be that of a single mother who was always working and never had time to properly teach the woodchuck chuck? Are their classes for them? If so who teaches the classes?



What posses the woodchuck to chuck wood in the first place? Obviously he was named the woodchuck after his ability to chuck wood was discovered, you can't just name an animal a woodchuck and expect it to chuck.

heres the real question phins,could a wood chuck give chuck noris wood...that is assuming i he could

Well now that question would be directly related to how much wood the woodchuck could chuck. I mean Chuck is hard to impress, I don't think a woodchuck that chucks a couple twigs is going to get Chuck Norris wood, however it is very likely that a woodchuck capable of chucking some serious wood, could in fact give Chuck wood.

ahh good point....yeah i sure wouldnt get wood from a wood chuck,or chuck norris...

although chuch is a sexy name....i wish my name was chuck..

Now my guess is the woodchuck would not be interested in impressing Chuck, I mean realistically the woodchuck could have himself a sexy, hot, fine ass female woodchuck that could chuck his wood. What would he need chuck norris for?



Also do female woodchucks chuck wood? Or do they have some other role, like hauling the already chucked wood, or for that matter delivering the unchucked wood. Do they stay in the den and make little woodchucks (chucklets) and cook over a wood fire while the male woodchuck chucks all day? I assume that each woodchuck has his own name, you know Bob Woodchuck and Bob Woodchuck, Jr. they can't possibly all go by woodchuck.

wtf happened on my way home?

To what are you referring?

Has someone been drinking adult beverages over at command central tonight?

whats with the riddles? its the weekend already, im not supposed to think. hold up i dont think much anyway. alright go on

they aren't riddles, they legit questions.



No, drinking coffee tonight. Going to the hockey game and then going to smoke cigars and drink after that. I ain't drivin so I ain't gotta worry!