Anyone Have Any Beer Facts?
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Originally Posted by teknics' date='Dec 15 2002, 11:31 PM
#15
Beer is actually a good anti-inflamatory, it opens up your blood vessels and increases blood flow. This is why beer tastes so great after you have been working out or are physically tired. One of the side effects to the increased blood flow is frequent urination. Heffeweizen is also loaded with vitamin B-12. This is all what I have heard anyways
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The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without
spitting.
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have
mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your *** kicked.
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.
The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally
disappear.
whispering when you are not.
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without
spitting.
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have
mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your *** kicked.
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.
The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally
disappear.
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Here's one for ya:
Did you know that beer contains female hormones? It's true! Think about it, what happens after a having a few beers? You get really emotional and cry for no reason, you talk way too much without making any sense, and you sure as hell can't drive a car for ****!
Did you know that beer contains female hormones? It's true! Think about it, what happens after a having a few beers? You get really emotional and cry for no reason, you talk way too much without making any sense, and you sure as hell can't drive a car for ****!
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