j9fd3s

canada is to colon as colon is to poop?

defprun

And america is to bobby brown



as canada is to whitney huston



bitches

89 Rag

So... Bobby brown kicks the **** out of Whitney after she snorts all the dope, then he pounds her in the ***?



America would never pound Canada in the *** after they snorted all the dope, at least not without sending a 48 hour notice of our intention to do so!

j9fd3s

banzai is to pp as banzai is to pee pee?

1988RedT2

Banzai is to witty reparte

As Serena Williams is to power-***?

1gendreemer

Stephen Hawking :: running and jumping and singing

as

you guys :: making analogies



Jesus I haven't read one yet that makes sense! Except mine!!





Yo I'm glad you crazyass Canadiens made it back home in one piece!



the jetta :: safe travel

as

cholesterol :: good circulation

j9fd3s

thats like elton john thumbing thru hustler, is just doesnt make sense!