canada is to colon as colon is to poop?

 

And america is to bobby brown



as canada is to whitney huston



bitches

 

So... Bobby brown kicks the **** out of Whitney after she snorts all the dope, then he pounds her in the ***?



America would never pound Canada in the *** after they snorted all the dope, at least not without sending a 48 hour notice of our intention to do so!

 

banzai is to pp as banzai is to pee pee?

 

Banzai is to witty reparte

As Serena Williams is to power-***?

 

Stephen Hawking :: running and jumping and singing

as

you guys :: making analogies



Jesus I haven't read one yet that makes sense! Except mine!!





Yo I'm glad you crazyass Canadiens made it back home in one piece!



the jetta :: safe travel

as

cholesterol :: good circulation

 

thats like elton john thumbing thru hustler, is just doesnt make sense!