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Old Dec 12, 2002 | 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by 75 Repu' date='Dec 12 2002, 03:45 PM
Yeah, but we offer no tech support on that..
Typically, dirt is sold on an as-is basis, with no expressed or implied warranties.



Although, your rights will vary state to state, check you local laws.



Also, I thought I'd mention that I cannot ship midgets to a non-contiguous state or province, and due to recent quarantines, I cannot ship prepared midgets to Georgia
Old Dec 12, 2002 | 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Dec 12 2002, 03:45 PM
your conversion is antiquated, according to Standard and Poor's recent hooker evaluations
Like I said, I go by the 1934 exchange rates, my loss is your gain.
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Originally Posted by Srce94FD' date='Dec 12 2002, 03:47 PM
[quote name='Sinful7' date='Dec 12 2002, 03:43 PM']let's see



Carry the one... minus 4359, times inflation...



The hooker(h) to midget(m, tons) value ratio is only a measly 15(h) to (1 ton)



So I'll take 42.6 hookers for 2.84 tons of cajun prepared midets...



Don't try and skimp on the .6, either.. I'll be checking it!
I think we have a deal, would you like the hookers with or without their clothes, they're willing to please and if they don't you get your money back. The .6 will be delivered. Any other takers will have to settle for transmissions on e-bay.[/quote]

I'll buy the remaining .4 for $11.00, unless it's already sold.
Old Dec 12, 2002 | 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Srce94FD' date='Dec 12 2002, 03:49 PM
Like I said, I go by the 1934 exchange rates, my loss is your gain.
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Old Dec 12, 2002 | 03:50 PM
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is there any implied warantee on midgets in the northern colonies, prepared or not?
Old Dec 12, 2002 | 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by 75 Repu' date='Dec 12 2002, 03:44 PM
Damn, that's a good rate.. I guess we can make the deal, how should I send your dirt?
E-mail or FedEX. I prefer what ever is fastest, and to be fair, I'll pay the shipping/bandwith depending on the way of transport you choose.
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Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Dec 12 2002, 01:48 PM
Typically, dirt is sold on an as-is basis, with no expressed or implied warranties.



Although, your rights will vary state to state, check you local laws.



Also, I thought I'd mention that I cannot ship midgets to a non-contiguous state or province, and due to recent quarantines, I cannot ship prepared midgets to Georgia
I can pick them up in arizona or Vegas, or under extreme circumstances since you are giving me a good deal I can pick them up in Mexico..
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Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Dec 12 2002, 03:49 PM
[quote name='Srce94FD' date='Dec 12 2002, 03:47 PM'][quote name='Sinful7' date='Dec 12 2002, 03:43 PM']let's see



Carry the one... minus 4359, times inflation...



The hooker(h) to midget(m, tons) value ratio is only a measly 15(h) to (1 ton)



So I'll take 42.6 hookers for 2.84 tons of cajun prepared midets...



Don't try and skimp on the .6, either.. I'll be checking it!
I think we have a deal, would you like the hookers with or without their clothes, they're willing to please and if they don't you get your money back. The .6 will be delivered. Any other takers will have to settle for transmissions on e-bay.[/quote]

I'll buy the remaining .4 for $11.00, unless it's already sold.[/quote]

I think that that can be arranged.
Old Dec 12, 2002 | 03:53 PM
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yes, I do not specifically state any guarantees, but in most northern colonies I do "Imply" that there is a "warranty."



Also, check for the "Use By:" date stamped on the bottom (***) of our individually-wrapped midget sampler packs.
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Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Dec 12 2002, 03:50 PM
is there any implied warantee on midgets in the northern colonies, prepared or not?
Comon, don't try to lowball everyone, you're already getting an awsome deal.



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