What do I preheat the oven to?

 

You can get the smart hookin' hookers or the willing to cook hookers, either way you win. My loss is your gain. Exchange values for hookers to dirt/cajun midgets is 3 for 1 pound.

 

is the dirt plug-and-play?

 

let's see



Carry the one... minus 4359, times inflation...



The hooker(h) to midget(m, tons) value ratio is only a measly 15(h) to (1 ton)



So I'll take 42.6 hookers for 2.84 tons of cajun prepared midets...



Don't try and skimp on the .6, either.. I'll be checking it!

 

Damn, that's a good rate.. I guess we can make the deal, how should I send your dirt?

 

I'll take a thigh and a breast

 

I'm way overstocked on the tranny's, get discount prices if you mention my name, WOOF **** DAWG to any of my outlets.

 

your conversion is antiquated, according to Standard and Poor's recent hooker evaluations

 

Yeah, but we offer no tech support on that..

 

I think we have a deal, would you like the hookers with or without their clothes, they're willing to please and if they don't you get your money back. The .6 will be delivered. Any other takers will have to settle for transmissions on e-bay.