if it wasnt bad enough that I was almost attacked by a 2000 lb sea lion, then I almost get my legs bitten off by a giant wolf fish.



So there I am, minding my own business, wading in a huge pool of about 30,000 lbs of cod fish when I look down by my leg and see some freddy cruegar looking creature about to bite me in the thigh. I was like "HOLY ****!" and I went to try and run, then I noticed there were like 10 more all around me, like land mines of death! .... with bit teeth and locking jaws!



anyways, I snapped a few pictures of one of them that I saved .... for the photo-op



its about 5 feet long, weighed about 20 lbs or so and it was meeeeaaaan. It didnt help I was poking it and throwing fish in its mouth to watch it clamp down and squash skulls.







ok, back out to the wilderness I go.



Oh, and I also drug up a **** dvd from the bottom of the bering sea. I washed it off and hit it with some paper towels and the thing still worked. It must not have been down there very long ... either way, I drug the bottom of the ocean to find a chincy porno cleverly named 'Ripe - vol. 12'



I wonder what the other previous 11 are like! :-o

 

Thats an ugly son of a bitch. Good eattin?

 

Wow, that's incredibly gnarly-looking. Good job keeping your limbs intact!

 

I was about to say that thing looks prehistoric, then i looked up some info and it is in fact pre-historic. Over 50 million year old fossils have been found!

 

woa that fish looks mean

 

thats one ugly sob

 

hows the porno?

 

Sort of reminds me of that worm from the second star wars movie.

 

Show nature who's boss! I reckon it might be tasty.

 

sushi anyone?