if it wasnt bad enough that I was almost attacked by a 2000 lb sea lion, then I almost get my legs bitten off by a giant wolf fish.



So there I am, minding my own business, wading in a huge pool of about 30,000 lbs of cod fish when I look down by my leg and see some freddy cruegar looking creature about to bite me in the thigh. I was like "HOLY ****!" and I went to try and run, then I noticed there were like 10 more all around me, like land mines of death! .... with bit teeth and locking jaws!



anyways, I snapped a few pictures of one of them that I saved .... for the photo-op



its about 5 feet long, weighed about 20 lbs or so and it was meeeeaaaan. It didnt help I was poking it and throwing fish in its mouth to watch it clamp down and squash skulls.



http://www.travisarket.com/pics/uglyfish.jpg



ok, back out to the wilderness I go.



Oh, and I also drug up a porn dvd from the bottom of the bering sea. I washed it off and hit it with some paper towels and the thing still worked. It must not have been down there very long ... either way, I drug the bottom of the ocean to find a chincy porno cleverly named 'Ripe - vol. 12'



I wonder what the other previous 11 are like! :-o

Thats an ugly son of a bitch. Good eattin?

Wow, that's incredibly gnarly-looking. Good job keeping your limbs intact!

I was about to say that thing looks prehistoric, then i looked up some info and it is in fact pre-historic. Over 50 million year old fossils have been found!

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.gif woa that fish looks mean

thats one ugly sob

hows the porno?

Sort of reminds me of that worm from the second star wars movie.

Show nature who's boss! I reckon it might be tasty.

sushi anyone?