in related news: ebay is going down for a few days due to a certian customer that uploaded a **** load of auctions.

 

FRom that FORUM:

"Uncle Tom's 'Steps to Fixing Mom'



1. buy condoms, 1 gallon of gas, matches and a ski-mask at stop-n-go

2. fill condoms with crushed ice and stick in freezer

3. let chill overnight

4. Wake up early

5. Call for a taxi

6. Don ski mask and grab frozen condom

7. wake you're mom up with a cold condom in her ***

8. Inform her that you have misplaced your cheese and ask her where it is

9. kick her scared *** outside when the taxi arrives

10. PURIFY THE HOUSE WITH FIRE

"

 

OMG. One of my friends from HS lives down the street from me. His parents house is exactly the same way. The house always smelled like mothballs too. It was aweful. There was just walkways through the house, like footpaths in a jungle of junk. They had a stack of newspapers in their living room(among MANY other things), and the top issue was dated 1989. That was in 1998-1999.

 

damn my house aint that ******* bad. at least mine is just ******* clothes and toys everywhere. that lady has a **** load of boxes from ebay

 

Ok, the guy's old enough to be in college, yet he's still scared about his mom "getting mad." ****, if I lived there, the first day she went to work half of that crap would either be on e-bay, or being sorted through my inmates.