God damn, I just ran into the living room and said:



"Damn mom, where's the food?"



And I see sitting on the couch one of her friends, a beautifull 32 y/o MILF with 2 small kids. I got soo ******* embarrased I ran out of the room without saying hi or anything. Then I get called back in there to apologize, **** it was embarrasing, this woman is ******* hot, and she just divorced her husband too because he was cheating on her, what an idiot.



BTW, I was wearing shorts and a ghetto old shirt, unshaven, and no socks.

 

You suck. Haha.

 

I would say that's good, and bad.

 

You don't want the baggage.

 

I know Scotty, I'd just love to HIT IT...

 

Can I come over?? You can have the two kids that you are so interrested in. Ill take the mom!

 

If you come over, I'd have 3 children to take care of. LOL

 

well she has kids so you know shes loose

 

That would of sucked.

 

Oh....I just thought maybe I could give you a little brother or another little sister.