Actual Comments by Bigtimes Teachers!!!
#1
>1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to
>dig.
>
>2. I would not allow this student to breed.
>
>3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
>
>4. Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
>
>5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
>achieve them.
>
>6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thingy to hold
>it all together
>
>7. This child has been working with glue too much.
>
>8. When your son's IQ reaches 50, he should sell.
>
>9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
>coming.
>
>10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a
>week.
>
>11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out
>1,000,000 others.
>
>12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead
>dig.
>
>2. I would not allow this student to breed.
>
>3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
>
>4. Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
>
>5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
>achieve them.
>
>6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thingy to hold
>it all together
>
>7. This child has been working with glue too much.
>
>8. When your son's IQ reaches 50, he should sell.
>
>9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
>coming.
>
>10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a
>week.
>
>11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out
>1,000,000 others.
>
>12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead