>1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to

>dig.

>

>2. I would not allow this student to breed.

>

>3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

>

>4. Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

>

>5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to

>achieve them.

>

>6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thingy to hold

>it all together

>

>7. This child has been working with glue too much.

>

>8. When your son's IQ reaches 50, he should sell.

>

>9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't

>coming.

>

>10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a

>week.

>

>11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out

>1,000,000 others.

>

>12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead

ROFLMFAO

Call us when he turns 3

I'm ******* DYING at work!!!!!









LMFAO!

u guys make fun of me to much when im not around

its just because we miss you https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png



mike

Yea personally I don't find it much fun when you aren't around, but maybe that is just me.

thats just cause you are smoking cigars and supping brandy out of a snifter



mike

I'm not really a brandy kinda guy, whisky or more preferably a good gin, dash of lime, dash of vermooth.

and yes I know you were referring to the glass not the liquor.