>1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to

>dig.

>

>2. I would not allow this student to breed.

>

>3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

>

>4. Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

>

>5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to

>achieve them.

>

>6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thingy to hold

>it all together

>

>7. This child has been working with glue too much.

>

>8. When your son's IQ reaches 50, he should sell.

>

>9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't

>coming.

>

>10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a

>week.

>

>11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out

>1,000,000 others.

>

>12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead

ROFLMFAO

Call us when he turns 3

I'm ******* DYING at work!!!!!









LMFAO!

u guys make fun of me to much when im not around

its just because we miss you https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png



mike

Yea personally I don't find it much fun when you aren't around, but maybe that is just me.

thats just cause you are smoking cigars and supping brandy out of a snifter



mike

I'm not really a brandy kinda guy, whisky or more preferably a good gin, dash of lime, dash of vermooth.

and yes I know you were referring to the glass not the liquor.

I think i'll have a beer

brandy is a glass? you learn somthing everyday



mike

Thats some funny ****...

Oh I am sorry i didn't notice the supping... I thought you referring more the snifter then the alcohol.. my bad on mi-interpreting "supping" lol

I'll go back to supping my gin from a martini glass and shut up now.

sounds good to me https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png actually that does sound good



mike

Yea sounds good to me too now that you mention it.

We just love you BIGTIME....... Almost as much as we love yer MOM!!! LOL J/K

LMFAO,I wish my report card looked like that. :bigthumg:

Oh ****!!

My ******' tummy hurts from laughing!!

when i was in high school, my western civ teacher told a classmate of mine that she was "the poster child for abortion"

LMAO, the word tummy following the word ******'. Odd very odd. I'd expect somehting like "my ******' GUT hurts.." or " my darn tummy hurts.." but not ******' tummy, get my drift, I'll shut up now. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

bigtimes not all that bad. but a lot of people have been giving him **** lately.

Kiss My ******' Butt!!

Hahahaha!

lets see it first

Ahhhh, Someone's in Love!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif :stickpoke:

just being nice to they boy.

Ahhhhh, aren't you sweet!!

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png Yeah, I'm sure that's all it is. . . just being "Nice"

We believe you. . . .

im not the kind of guy to drink with my guy friends and get naked with them while we run around the swimming pool

I know, I kidding with ya!

But you can't make it so easy then!!

Go to bed!!