100% Oklahoman
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Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 63
From: Tulsa, OK
OK, it was an email, but omg, so ******* true!
1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, and
Chickasha.
2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states
are
sissies.
3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and
look
for a funnel. - Now who wouldn't do that?
4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor
on
the highway.
5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined
by
the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
10. You measure distance in minutes.
11. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City."
12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died
in
an airplane crash.
13. Little smokies are something you serve only for special
occasions.
14.. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the
ocean.
15. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
16. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
17. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their
wedding
date.
18. You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than
your
fist.
19. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a
four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the
other
go first.
20. You know in which state MIam-uh is and in which state Miam-ee is.
21. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait
all
in the same store.
22. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
23. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 4x4 is.
24. You know everything goes better with Ranch.
25. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to
multiply.
26. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin" to send them to your
friends.
Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever heard this
conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."
1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, and
Chickasha.
2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states
are
sissies.
3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and
look
for a funnel. - Now who wouldn't do that?
4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor
on
the highway.
5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined
by
the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
10. You measure distance in minutes.
11. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City."
12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died
in
an airplane crash.
13. Little smokies are something you serve only for special
occasions.
14.. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the
ocean.
15. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
16. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
17. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their
wedding
date.
18. You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than
your
fist.
19. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a
four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the
other
go first.
20. You know in which state MIam-uh is and in which state Miam-ee is.
21. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait
all
in the same store.
22. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
23. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 4x4 is.
24. You know everything goes better with Ranch.
25. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to
multiply.
26. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin" to send them to your
friends.
Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever heard this
conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."
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From: Tulsa, OK
Originally Posted by Dramon_Killer' date='Jan 31 2005, 02:35 PM
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From: Tulsa, OK
Originally Posted by Rx7Widow' date='Jan 31 2005, 12:38 PM
Prague: stuff you put on pasta
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Originally Posted by Rx7Widow' date='Jan 31 2005, 02:38 PM
Pra-guh
Bunch of mexicans down there, very poor town.
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From: Carrollton, TX
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
Thank God Oklahoma sucks so hard. If it didn't, Texas would float off into the Gulf.
Old family joke made when crossing the Red River from Texas in to OK:
"alright everybody...we're crossing the border...set your watches back 20 years."
Thank God Oklahoma sucks so hard. If it didn't, Texas would float off into the Gulf.
Old family joke made when crossing the Red River from Texas in to OK:
"alright everybody...we're crossing the border...set your watches back 20 years."
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From: Tulsa, OK
Originally Posted by Dramon_Killer' date='Jan 31 2005, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Rx7Widow' date='Jan 31 2005, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Rx7Widow' date='Jan 31 2005, 02:47 PM
****** racist **********er,.