OK, it was an email, but omg, so ******* true!



1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, and



Chickasha.







2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states



are



sissies.







3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and



look



for a funnel. - Now who wouldn't do that?







4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor



on



the highway.







5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.







6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined



by



the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.







7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.







8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.







9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.







10. You measure distance in minutes.







11. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City."







12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died



in



an airplane crash.







13. Little smokies are something you serve only for special



occasions.







14.. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the



ocean.







15. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.







16. You know cowpies are not made of beef.







17. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their



wedding



date.







18. You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than



your



fist.







19. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a



four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the



other



go first.







20. You know in which state MIam-uh is and in which state Miam-ee is.







21. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait



all



in the same store.







22. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.







23. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 4x4 is.







24. You know everything goes better with Ranch.







25. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to



multiply.







26. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin" to send them to your



friends.







Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever heard this



conversation:







"You wanna coke?"



"Yeah."



"What kind?"



"Dr. Pepper."

chick-uh-shay

Are you sure? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png Try this one : Prague

What if you live in OK but don't care so you didn't take the time to read all that. Does that make me Oklahoman?

Prague: stuff you put on pasta

Pra-guh



Bunch of mexicans down there, very poor town.

I've said it before and I'll say it again:



Thank God Oklahoma sucks so hard. If it didn't, Texas would float off into the Gulf.



Old family joke made when crossing the Red River from Texas in to OK:



"alright everybody...we're crossing the border...set your watches back 20 years."

Don't know about the mexicans, it was dark, but i think it's prayge.

Are you referring to the time of day, or the color of the residents? For some reason it makes my blood boil when I hear people say an area is dark or "getting dark" with reference to its residents.

****** racist **********er,.