Okay so I come back from Vacation for a week and the gofers have taken over my beautiful yard I sodded last year. Seriously it looks like bombs went off in my yard. So I go to the hardware store and come back with a metal springed contraption that will spike then when they push more dirt up. I spent the week moving this stupid trap around to the various holes not catching a single one!!! I felt very much like Caddy Shack!



So I go back to the hardware store and buy a thing (looks like a funnel) that clamps to your muffler and then your garden hose connects to it. You put it into their holes and gas them out.



So I thought for a minute about using the wifes Durango, Nah. That's too clean. So I put it on my Rotary Suzuki. I start it up and all of these holes start smoking with exhaust. It looks like a war zone (I should have gotten a picture). Holes that were 10 and 20 feet apart... All smoking. I let it run for 5 minutes (just idling) and then turn it off. All of a sudden several of these little bastards come out, one just to the surface to try to get air.... And died, another one made it 5 feet across my driveway.... dead.



Very effective gofer killer!!! 100:1 uses that Rotary Engine is!

 

lmao! thats funny... too much CO

 

I remember one of those having a really funny picture on the box

 

****.. i thought this thread was gonna be about killing old retired men that chase lil white ***** around with sticks..

 

thats fricking hilarious.